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Man I hate eating raw potatoes so gimme a way to make other version so of potatoes that aren’t raw.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Gaodzilla, Dec 17, 2017.

  1. Gaodzilla

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    man potatoes are tasty but I don’t know any way to make em besides fries and the packaged hash brown.


    Gimme ways to make a potato because I’m hungry right now.
     
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    Baked potatoes are easy
     
  3. Gaodzilla

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    GImme instructions plox. ;-; my dumb brain cant process the ways to do it...
     
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    You have the Internet as your disposal.
     
  5. Gaodzilla

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    "GImme instructions plox. ;-; my dumb brain cant process the ways to do it..."
     
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    If you can't read instructions from websites dedicated to cooking, how do you expect to learn from us?
     
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    Throw potatoes in at 300 some odd degrees. Wait until they're cooked. Done :)
     
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  8. Gaodzilla

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    Thanks thanks your better than Alt.
     
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  9. Beastmode

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    Who the hell eats raw potatoes? Bro come on.... Lolz. You can also dice up and throw in a skillet with some oil and seasoning. Be ready to wait 45min to an hour on that baked potato.
     
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    Boil in water, cut in half, fill in bacon/ham and shredded cheese add sour cream ans chives

    Yummy spud!
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    Cook and mash with some milk/plant based substitute, add a spoon full of fat (butter, margarine, or oil), season to taste with salt, nutmeg and pepper. German mashed potatoes.

    You can additionally cook and mash up, carrots, sweet potatoes and/or pumpkins with the potato mash and season it hot/more spicy with cayenne pepper and cumin instead of muscat. Tastes more Asian/Oriental.
     
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    If you like to eat the potato with skin and all, do not forget to wash them thoroughly first! Tasted burnt dirt a few times before and it was not pleasant.

    If you want to make them a little fancy, I would smother them in olive oil and rub some salt and pepper on them. My salt and pepper mixture is usually one part pepper for every part of salt, although I often increase the proportion of pepper since I like things with a little more kick.

    To impress a date (or just get fat), replace that olive oil with melted butter. Make sure the butter is real butter (preferably salted for more flavor) and not that tasteless margarine crap. The seasoning mixture should have one part salt, one part pepper, one to two part paprika, and two to three part Italian Seasoning (or whatever herbs you have). You can also add in a little brown sugar, maybe around half a part or less, and at most one part. You are not supposed to taste the sugar (unless that is what you want, then just add more), the sugar is just there to reinforce people's addiction to sugar and make them feel happy. Remember to taste the mixture after you mix them together, so you can adjust the flavor.

    Rub that mixture all over the potato(s), and once that is baked...

    For the topping mixture, I would do three or more parts meat (I like meat, especially bacon), two to three part cheese, one part sour cream, and half a part of chives.

    I like my bacon burnt and crispy, so I usually cook them until they turn dark red with parts of the bacon starting to turn black. If you do not want to cook bacon, there is always ham and other meats. Smoked salmon goes really well with it too.

    I think I will grab something to eat.
     
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    Soak the potato in pickle juice for 15 minutes and then microwave for 10 minutes
     
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    Actually sounds pretty good, will try this out later. Thanks!
     
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    :questionable:

    Wouldn’t this make my potato into a pickle potato? Hmmmmmmm...
     
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    Seems tasty enough.
     
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    It would also explode in the microwave most likely. Just wanted to see if you’d do it
     
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    *sigh*

    I sometimes wonder what the mindset of the people in the forums are like.

    Evan: Make the 13 year old mod explode!
     
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    Being Mod has nothing to do with it, just seeing 13 year old explode from a microwave is funny enough
     
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    Wait why does this thread in the “Hot Topics”....

    I would like to roll around a fat Man into a snowball.
     

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